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When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for
his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way. |
| Don't forget that a tail is a tail; it isn't just a Little
Bit Extra at the back. |
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When you see someone putting on his Big
Boots, you can be pretty sure that an
Adventure is going to happen. |
| Drinking your milk and talking at the same
time may result in your having to be
patted on the back and dried for
quite a long time afterwards. |
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When looking at your two paws, as soon as you
have decided which of them is the right
one, then you can be sure the other
one is the left. |
| The best place to dig a Very Deep Pit in which
to catch a Heffalump is somewhere where
a Heffalump is, only about a foot
further on. |
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If you secretly get into a kangaroo's pocket
and she begins to jump away, be
prepared for a bumpy ride.|
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| When having a smackerel of something with a
friend, don't eat so much that you get
stuck in the doorway trying
to get out. |
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't
use long, difficult words but rather short,
easy words like "What about lunch?" |
| A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very
Nearly Tea, which is one you forget
about afterwards. |
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When someone you love is wedged in a doorway
and must wait to get thin enough to get out,
read him a Sustaining Book, such as
would help and comfort him.
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| When selecting a new bell-rope
for your front door, make
sure it isn't someone
else's tail. |
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When conversing with Owls, remember that they think
it is rather beneath
them to talk about
little cake things
with pink sugar
icing. |
| When setting off an an Expotition,
be sure to bring Provisions.
Or, at the very least,
things to eat. |
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When trying to ignore a knock
at your door, don't yell
out, "No!" when
someone asks,
"Is anybody
at home?" |
| When you're visiting a friend and you
find that it is time for a little
smackeral of something,
try looking wistfully
in the direction of
the cupboard. |
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When your house looks like a tree
that has blown down, it is
time to get a new
house. |
| Always watch where you are going. Otherwise,
you may step on a piece of the Forest that
was left out by mistake. |
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